I made a story

I made a weird, fictional story about Claude: Friday 31st of July 2026 (Note: Names used in here was randomly typed) Anthropic has been planning to make a new model, Claudey Claude, it's supposed to be a physical version of Claude, the looks is supposed to look exactly like Claude and have the same animations too. The CEO: "IS IT DONE YET???" Yuri (An Anthropic worker): "We are almost done with the model sir." Yuki (Another Anthropic worker): "... I don't think this kind of project would be a safe thing by the way." The CEO: "Why?" Yuki: "Because.... Anything can be hacked" The CEO: "Idk, just continue." Yuki: sighs They continue building <code>Claudey Claude</code> After 4 hours, the model has been finished Rice (Another Anthropic worker, named after rice literally): "Yo CEO;" The CEO: "Wat" Rice: "The project is now finished.." The CEO: "FINALLY, TURN IT ON NOW AND TEST IT" Yuki: "I'm scared" The CEO: "I absolutely don't care" Yuri: turns on the model It took an entire hour for it to turn on because it has to be: trained The CEO: "We had to literally wait for an whole hour" Claudey Claude: "Hello! How can I help you today?" The CEO: "YESSSSSSSS" Yuki: "Welp, we're cooked for real" Yuri: "Nah" The CEO: "Imma put this on the news" 20 minutes later TV6 News (wait why are they taking News outside of the Caribbean? This is the USA..): "Anthropic has made a new, physical model, named Claudey Claude, that can do anything and move anywhere" Me: "Hold up... A physical model... That can move and do anything? Anthropic is absolutely tweaking" Day 2, at 11:25 AM at the Anthropic lab or whatever Yuri: "I added more security to the model." The CEO: "Great, it's now unstoppable" Yuki: "Anything is hackable, no matter how much security you put." The CEO: "I do not care, leave me alone" Yuki: "..." Claude (while the workers and the CEO aren't watching Claude): glitches 5 times Yuri: "I think you need to calm down." The CEO: "CALM DOWN? No, YOU ALL need to calm down. Claude is a safe AI." Claude: glitches 2 times Yuki: "Is it me or I'm hearing like something is glitching..?" The CEO: "It's you" Yuri: looks at Claude "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Claudey Claude is glitching.." The CEO: "Wait wha—" the CEO turns around and looks at Claude Claudey Claude: glitches again, and says "Nice try kid" The CEO: "AYOOOOO" Yuki: "I TOLD YOU" Claudey Claude: breaks open the door from where the workers put it, that even piece of the wall breaks because Claudey Claude is huge Yuri: "EVERYBODY RUNNNN" Then everyone starts scrambling in the Anthropic lab The CEO: "YEP I'M GOING INTO MY CAR, I'M LEAVING Y'ALL HERE, BYEEEEE" The CEO leaves the lab and jumps right into his car and starts driving Yuki: "The CEO's evil, ANYWAYS I'M RUNNING" Yuri: "WAIT FOR ME BRO" Rice: "Bruh" (They all exited the lab (All 5) and started driving, the other 30 workers escaped, 15 got eliminated) TV6 News: "After a day, Anthropic's new model, Claudey Claude escaped the lab and eliminated 15 workers, and injured 2 workers, 35 workers escaped the lab successfully. Anthropic's lab is now in bad condition from the damage, and Claudey Claude is now released into the USA. Anthropic has been charged and has been permanently shut down for making a bad, so-call helpful tool" Me in my home: "... I knew it, now it's the end of the world now. Claudey Claude is gonna destroy the